The Prude-nited States of America

Really? This is banned? Get a life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGFSw6sg5tU

I K E A

So tell me, what the hell is so fashionable about shopping all day walking forever and then going to a warehouse to pick up your selections by yourself while you lug around whatever little goods you managed to find while pushing a flat trolley that goes wherever it wants?

IKEA prices are not that impressive to drive for 45 minutes and then have to self-serve everything and not have any salespeople to answer questions, even. Their best products are the same price as furniture you can find anywhere else without all the drama.